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2018 Offbeat Gift Guide: 25 holiday surprises for grown-ups of all ages

Jack Pointer | jpointer@wtop.com

November 28, 2018, 3:55 AM

WASHINGTON 鈥� Finding a great gift is not always as simple as picking something trendy and typing in a credit card number. Just because a gift is fancy doesn鈥檛 mean your loved one will like it.

(Or at least that鈥檚 what those made-for-TV Christmas movies keep saying.)

Great gifts don鈥檛 have to be expensive or even trendy. They can be unique. They can even be funny and, yeah, somewhat useless.

Thing is, they鈥檙e not just available anywhere.

Here鈥檚 a gallery of offbeat gift ideas for grown-ups as you put together your shopping list. All were lovingly curated by our crack staff at the 草莓传媒 Holiday Desk.

“They鈥檙e not dolls,” collectors like to say. “They鈥檙e action figures.” These action figures, though, are ALL dolls! Re-enact your favorite 鈥淕olden Girls鈥� episodes with miniature likenesses of TV鈥檚 fantastic four. After that fourth cocktail, re-enact the lost episode when they held Chewbacca and Aquaman hostage after a botched bank robbery. They’re on back order, but don鈥檛 let that stop you: Valentine鈥檚 Day is just around the corner.
Knock out that laundry before you knock out that laundry. This bag can take a beating, too: It holds up to 30 pounds of undies, shirts and what not. (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
How many times have you forgotten to bring your horse to a job interview? Or a first date? Or a funeral?听What a mess!听 With a pocket-size Emergency Horse, you鈥檒l never get caught flat-footed again.听 (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
If doesn’t have one of these things, could someone please step up and fix that? Just connect this wireless wonder with your smartphone and communicate the way God intended.   (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
A STEM-educational toy for kids that even adults will find intriguing. The buggy is code-programmable, compatible with LEGO blocks and can be controlled with an Android or iOS device via a Bluetooth connection. (Courtesy Microduino)
Courtesy Microduino
Heap of colorful jelly babies / gummy bear sweets. Potential use as a background.
Rum balls are for grandparents. This Etsy shop offers the familiar treat with a boozy twist. Truly a bummer that Dean Martin didn’t live long enough to enjoy this stocking-stuffer. (Getty Images/iStockphoto/Rupert Weidemann)
Getty Images/iStockphoto/Rupert Weidemann
They’re strategically shaped silicone things that cover the unused half of an avocado 鈥� because eating three or four pieces of avocado toast in the morning is just weird, unless you’re Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
C鈥檓on. Treat yourself. A base-model rubber chicken just won’t cut it in 2018. (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
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The perfect splash of attitude when you’re rocking that Brooks Brothers suit on New Year’s Eve. (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
It’s a likeness of yourself or someone you know in doll form. Check with the seller to make sure they’ll have yours ready by Dec. 25! (Courtesy HeyBeFab)
Courtesy HeyBeFab
Etsy has a wide selection of celebrity prayer candles. This one is by far the most fabulous, Ma-ma. Light the candle as you pray for your favorite “Drag Race” contestant to advance to the next round (… and don’t #$% it up). (Courtesy TheEternalFlame)
Courtesy TheEternalFlame
Give your teen the validation he craves. He’ll proudly wear this ribbon to school and show everyone that he鈥檚 A-OK with the grown-ups. (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
Microwave-, oven- and dishwasher-safe, these trays are perfectly portioned for your entrees and sides, just like their foil ancestors. (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
Why does TV food dude Guy Fieri get such a bum rap from the hipster-and-food-critic set? His look isn’t for everyone, sure, but he听听and knows how to . That alone qualifies him for his own coffee mug. Wake up to Flavortown. (Courtesy WhateverMugs)
Courtesy WhateverMugs
Kudos to the genius who realized that candy canes don鈥檛 have to taste like toothpaste. (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
Just throw some corn in this little guy, microwave it and Bob’s your uncle. The lid doubles as a melter that will butter the popcorn while it’s cooking. (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
These ex-ducks are stuffed, caffeinated and ready to crowd-surf. Celebrate the blessed 1990s and Generation-X culture in a way that you boomers just don’t understand. (Courtesy NoParkingOnPike)
Courtesy NoParkingOnPike
Behold, dinosaurs that听hold your tacos (as seen at Cafe Milano). (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
They’re underpants for your hands 鈥斕齪erfect for that night out at the Kennedy Center. (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
Do not be fooled: These are not ordinary bowls. Their ergonomic design provides a secure, comfortable grip while you’re curled up in your Snuggie, chowing down on Chocolate Cheerios, and watching the Wizards go 9-40 from outside the arc. (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
Does your cat act like a fuddy-duddy on her birthday? Help her lighten up with this inflatable birthday party hat. () (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
Make cookie, brownie and chocolate spoons. After all, utensils should be edible, especially this time of year. (Courtesy UncommonGoods.com)
Courtesy UncommonGoods.com
Theirs is a happy march: Smiles and music, cars and cheers. They proceed, happily, into ground-up oblivion. Enjoy your bologna sandwich. (Courtesy Archie McPhee)
Courtesy Archie McPhee
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Heap of colorful jelly babies / gummy bear sweets. Potential use as a background.
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Jack Pointer

Jack contributes to 草莓传媒.com when he's not working as the afternoon/evening radio writer.

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