COLLEGE PARK, Maryland — There’s a day in mid-April many Americans dread. It’s a day that forces them to deal with their finances.
That day is today. It’s tax day.
They already designated a lane on the main road for ppl mailng taxes tmrw. It starts .4 miles from the post office.
— Tracey (@treyc02)
There are currently (no joke) 20 statues of liberty out front of my work harassing people to do their taxes. Legit standing in the road. 😳😣
— Kristine Wilson (@XtineWithaK)
I was supposed to do my taxes today. Instead I loaded the dishwasher.
— Anderson Davenport (@seismic007)
It’s hard to blame taxpayers for their procrastination. Taxes. Are. Confusing.
I don’t know anything about taxes but I’ll sing you all of Lady Marmalade
— what (@snackpakgOdess)
Fiscal year. W-2. Tax liability. Taxes come with a lengthy vocabulary list.
Someday soon I’ll meet the right SPOUSE, and I’ll be her HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD and together we’ll make the cutest little DEPENDENT.
— Alexandre (@WereNada)
You do more for your girl than her father do but u can’t file her on your taxes
— Stan (@uncleyelnats)
So how do taxes work?
Hubby working on someone’s taxes and is muttering lots of “huhs”. not sure what it is all about but it can’t be good
— Jenn DiFrancesco (@revjenn)
Let’s use the ice cream analogy.
Teaching my son about by buying him ice cream, eating 38% of it, then providing public goods unavailable from the private sector.
— Hans Noel (@ProfHansNoel)
if you wanna teach your future children about taxes, simply eat 30% of their icecream cone…💸🍦
— Adib (@Dibble_Dabbles)
Ice cream aside, tax day is the annual deadline for Americans to report their income from the previous year to the Internal Revenue Service, or IRS.
. My fiancé and I were wondering- do wizards pay taxes?
— Amanda Chaya Engel (@acdrazen)
Some owe money to the government.
nonsense. Complaining about taxes is every American’s birthright. It’s in the constitution. Look it up.
— Scott Pigman (@scottpigman)
But if the amount of taxes owed is less than the taxes an individual’s employer has already taken out of that employee’s paycheck, they get a refund…
when your tax return is way less than you thought it would be
— Alazar 🇪🇹 (@zarzarbinkss)
…which can lead to some gratuitous spending.
Should I be responsible when I receive my tax return or completely reckless? I’m thinking I should fly somewhere!
— Darth Lorredroc (@one_illuminati)
Twitter gives taxpayers a place to talk tax day confusion, struggles and triumphs. For that, we’re grateful.
I’m really bored so I might get drunk and do taxes.
— Amanda Bishop (@VivaciousPanda)
If the government finds me old enough to take my money for taxes and child support than surely I’m old enough for this ciroc
— .CJ TheTweeter. (@Crazyinfinitus)
How many times can I tell people I have to do my taxes before they realize I just don’t want to hang out
— Mikey Blunche (@PizzaPartyMikey)
Just did all my on the toilet. Thanks . Take that IBS, IRS.
— The Moon Life (@The_Moon_Life)
File tax day under: “A great day to be on Twitter.”
