It doesn鈥檛 come cheap, but it turns out you don鈥檛 have to go very far from D.C. to own your own island.
Tippity Wichity Island, and the three-bedroom house on it, is for sale for the first time since the late 1970s, said David DeSantis of TTR Sotheby鈥檚 International Realty.
鈥淚 think it’s a great combination of history and a really tremendous opportunity to have a very private, secluded vacation spot,鈥 he told 草莓传媒.
To get to Tippity Wichity Island, you need to drive about 90 minutes from D.C. into St. Mary鈥檚 County, Maryland, and then take a quick boat ride to the middle of the St. Mary鈥檚 River.
It鈥檚 pretty removed, DeSantis said, and it might not be for everyone: 鈥淚 guess it depends on how much of a people person you are, right?鈥
The current owners use it as a summer house, although 鈥淚 suppose that if you wanted to live there full time, you could,鈥 DeSantis said — the house does have electrical service as well as a generator.
About that history 鈥
The island has arrowheads and shards of pottery in various places 鈥 signs of a Native American settlement 鈥 and was called Lynch Island before it was bought by Capt. Henry Howgate in 1879.
There are a bunch of theories as to how Howgate 鈥 a Civil War captain of whom it can鈥檛 be said for sure what side he fought on 鈥 came up with the new name, but it鈥檚 commonly believed that he started a brothel on the island.
鈥檚 favorite theory is that 鈥渢ipitiwitchet鈥 is a nod to the brothel history: the name 18th-century British botanists used to refer to the Venus flytrap, which they thought looked like 鈥 well, you know.

Anyway, DeSantis said the asking price for the house is $2.1 million — 鈥淎dmittedly, it’s hard to find comparables for a private island; I think that we were shooting a little bit in the dark when we came up with the price鈥 鈥 and that they鈥檝e already got a few showings lined up.
