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A Redskins Christmas carol: The 12 Losses of Redskins

WASHINGTON – It’s been a tough season for the Washington Redskins, but ²ÝÝ®´«Ã½ Sports Anchor Dave Preston brought a little Christmas cheer to a depressing season.

Below are the lyrics to Preston’s “12 Losses of Redskins,” set to the tune of the “12 Days of Christmas.”

In the first loss of Redskins… my senses said to me, “It looks like a sub par RG3.”

In the second loss of Redskins… my eyes alerted me, “too many punts, and it looks like a sub par RG3.”

In the third loss of Redskins… my history said to me, “First home loss to Lions! Too many punts! And it looks like a sub par RG3.”

In the fourth loss of Redskins… my stat sheet spoke to me, “Poor special teams! First home loss to Lions! Too many punts

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