tim howard forever
— nick pants (@nick_pants) I defy anybody not to see joy in
this 'the dinosaurs' pic of
— Martin
Daubney (@MartinDaubney) Tim Howard has more blocks than the Lego Movie.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) Best wiki update of the Cup so far, or ever:
— Danielle Elliot (@daniellelliot) Not sure Tim Howard's gloves are regulation size
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) Most dangerous drinking game ever:
every time Tim Howard makes a save.
— Seth Fiegerman (@sfiegerman)
I do NOT APPROVE of vandalizing wikipedia for comedic effect. But this is exquisite:
— Jimmy Wales (@jimmy_wales) Tim Howard's wikipedia bio as of July 2014... Wouldn't argue with it
鈥� Balls.co.uk (@balls_uk) Mufasa
— Six Pack Sports (@sixpacksportz) Tim Howard's 16 saves are the most EVER by a goalkeeper in recorded World Cup history.
鈥� The Sports Quotient (@SportsQuotient) Ned Stark would be alive at the moment..
鈥� Matt Xiong (@InMattyWeTrust) 
WASHINGTON — United States men’s national soccer team may have lost the match against Belgium Wednesday, but goalkeeper Tim Howard is winning the Internet.
Howard, 35, had a record-setting 16 saves, but it couldn’t help the team outscore Belgium. As soccer fans tuned into the game, they sounded off with support for Howard as well as the hashtag .
His efforts also prompted some to call him the “Secretary of Defense” and even prompted a that he replace Defense Department Secretary Chuck Hagel.
Hagel called the goalie to congratulate him on his performance and the Pentagon released this image of the two defenders speaking on the phone.
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The Pentagon released this photo of Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel as he called goalkeeper Tim Howard of the United States Men’s National soccer team Tuesday. The secretary thanked Howard for "defending the United States of America at the World Cup." (Courtesy Defense Department/Casper Manlangit)
On Wikipedia, someone briefly changed the Wikipedia entry for Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel, naming Howard as the incumbent.
Someone changed the US Secretary of Defence on Wikipedia to Tim Howard. Fantastic.
— Cam (@_camwba)
Wikipedia corrected the entries quickly after their posts. Wikipedia’s founder, Jimmy Wales aims to rename Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport the Tim Howard Airport.
As of 10 a.m. Wednesday, there are more than 2,700 signatures on the petition. It needs 100,000 signatures by July 31, 2014, to reach its goal.
Tim Howard's 16 saves are the most EVER by a goalkeeper in recorded World Cup history.
— The Sports Quotient (@SportsQuotient)
Tim Howard for emperor of the universe.
— Jason Davis (@davisjsn)
Tim Howard could’ve saved my parents’ marriage.
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88)
Mufasa
— Six Pack Sports (@sixpacksportz)
Tim Howard could have saved the Titanic.
— Kyle Pelleymounter (@iSmoothgooch)
One person altered Howard’s Wikipedia entry, calling him the “American Jesus.”
Tim Howard's wikipedia bio as of July 2014… Wouldn't argue with it
— Balls.co.uk (@balls_uk)
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