WASHINGTON — It’s that time of year again: your annual chance to feel very, very old (besides your birthday, that is).
Beloit College has released their annual , which takes a look at things that incoming college freshmen have always had in their lives.
Most incoming freshmen were born in 1997, which means that in their lifetimes:
- They have never licked a postage stamp;
- Hybrid cars have always been mass-produced;
- They have never known a world without Google, “South Park” or Harry Potter books;
- They have also never known a world with The Notorious B.I.G., Princess Diana, Jacques Cousteau or Mother Teresa;
- “The Lion King” has always been on Broadway;
- There has always been at least one place where medical marijuana was legal;
- And Paul McCartney and Elton John have always been knights.
The three say their purpose is to make people who don’t yet realize they’re old completely miserable. No, wait — it’s to remind their faculty colleagues to be careful about making cultural references their students won’t get.
Such as referring to the turn of the century; they may well ask, “Which one?”
